1. Zeus is on the lookout for the Great Pumpkin. We got your back, Linus.

    Zeus is on the lookout for the Great Pumpkin. We got your back, Linus.

  2. biggeekshow:

    This week, Brion discusses his second open mic performance, dog jokes, bad impressions, Morgan Freeman, Truth in Comedy, Chris Farley, John Belushi, Improvisation, Dane Cook, Tig Notaro, Jiffy Lube, KC Royals, Ned Yost and the Asshole of the week. 

    email: BigGeekShow.gmail.com
    tweet: @BigGeekShow
    www: BigGeekShow.com
    call: 630 358-9136
    Reblogged from: biggeekshow
  3. Pho Friday

    Pho Friday

  4. biggeekshow:

    Find out what makes this machine tick as show host Brion Salazar delves into the origins of The Big Geek Show. Listen as Brion talks about his love of Stand-Up Comedy and why he has decided to try performing for the first time in his life at age 43. What makes a middle-aged suburban dad from Chicagoland decide to get on stage and make people laugh. 

    Music by :Electric Light Orchestra and Louis Armstrong. 
    Reblogged from: biggeekshow
  5. Hope I can turn this giant mess into something funny. I’m talking about my life, not the note cards.

    Hope I can turn this giant mess into something funny. I’m talking about my life, not the note cards.

  6. Very jealous of my black friends when we talk about Mike Tyson. Saying, “He was knocking ‘dudes’ out left and right”,  just doesn’t have the same impact. 

  7. St. Louis is good at playoff baseball and shooting unarmed, black, teens. The jury is out on which causes more riots and looting.

  8. Performed at my first open-mic last night. I got there at 8:30, the show started at 9:00. By 11:00 I hadn’t been called. The MC skipped my name so he put me on last.

    My first stand-up set and I have to close the show to a dead room.

    I ended up getting some good laughs and was very happy. I’ll talk more this weekend on my new podcast www.biggeekshow.com

  9. All the stuff I haven’t blurted out on the internet. Time to start on the next one.

    All the stuff I haven’t blurted out on the internet. Time to start on the next one.

  10. My team is hard at work on a new app that will do for the Apple Watch what FitBit did for walking. We’re calling it the #JackTrack. We are looking for investors so if you have a bunch of cash and a real passion for masturbation, contact me.

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